Top 10 reasons why I wish I were a fatso:-
1. People won't ask me to adjust in my seat for them to sit in trains and buses, and to a greater relief, need not sit on the lap of another person in our, more often than not, crowded Maruti 800.
2. I can have an excuse to refuse the overdose of food served at typical Indian feasts and avert impending pukes.
3. I don't have to consciously maintain my tummy.
4. I can withstand those big evening waves at Marina without losing ground.
5. I need not drill an odd looking additional hole in my belt.
6. I can break open a coconut inside an embarrassing 10 attempts.
7. I need not shy away from lifting the temple deity's palanquin.
8. I can test drive a Ducati the next time I am offered one.
9. The multiplex guys won't ask my Age proof when I go to watch Raktha
Charitra2.(Even a French beard couldn't help me last time!)
10.Last but not least, my Aricent Wrist-Watch would look normal on
my hands.
Anybody empathizing with me???
7 comments:
me me.. definitely.. most of what you have mentioned is perfectly true.. i now wish i was a fatso too.. :P
Thalai valiyum..kaichalum thanaku vandhadhan theriyum !!! Belly nu per vachum nee thirundhaleye !!! ;)
@Sango, He he. Why blood? same blood! nu solraya! :)
@deepu,
temme atleast 5 good reasons for anyone wishing for a Headache or Fever? :P
Aricent watch la S,M, L etc...nu sizes illaye nu sollavarathurkku kashtapattu other 9 points yosichirkka pola irukku...
Well you are on the right track dude...in another few years i am sure you'll write why you don't want to be a fat guy anymore...and it will be too late already by then to trace back!!!
Dei we both at least look OKish.. We are fit at least :) Thanks to the loads of cricket we played..
Getting the Mama look is really dangerous form where there is no coming back :) So chill :)
@Charan,
Yeah.. I agree to your "In another few years i am sure you'll write why you don't want to be a fat guy anymore.".. Aricent watch will become too old to wear by then! He he.
@Mahesh,
Very True da.. But having so many of such ppl in vicinity inspires me! :D
ततास्थु !
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